About GaretTheynKF
Blu Cantrell:

Blu Cantrell Nude
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Information:
Name: Blu Cantrell
Born: 1976-10-01
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Playboy's 50th Anniversary Celebration (2003), Soul Train (2003), Rockin New Year's Eve 2002 (2001), SingStar Party (2004), MOBO Awards 2003 (2003)
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Nicky Hilton:

Nicky Hilton Naked
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Information:
Name: Nicky Hilton
Born: 1983-10-05
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003), VH1 Big in 03 (2003), Good Morning Australia (2005), Project Runway (2006), Biography (2004)
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Lorenzo Lamas:

Lorenzo Lamas Naked
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Information:
Name: Lorenzo Lamas
Born: 1958-01-20
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
Rapid Exchange (2003), Falcon Crest (1989), Midnight Man (1995), Behind the Music (2001), Dark Waters (2003)
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Stuart Townsend:

Stuart Townsend Nude
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Information:
Name: Stuart Townsend
Born: 1972-12-15
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
The 2004 IFP/West Independent Spirit Awards (2004), Assembling the League (2003), The Venice Project (1999), Trapped: From Within (2002), Irish Film and Television Awards (2003)
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Q: Mom,
why do you always stand by the
window when I practice for my singing
lessons?
A: I don't want the
neighbours to think I'm employing corporal
punishment, dear.
StaffordBerowaltgP
What does a polite monster say when he meets
you for the
first time?
Pleased to eat you!
ErwynBarnarduk
Two Scots,
father and son, go to
America.
- Daddy, when we'll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.
TavinCalumWo
What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
ArcherePrimozG
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
in tide?
Because it's too cold out-tide!
SwainBerrinwK
I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.
EdwardRubenVG
I don't know
what it is that makes
you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
GorryChizkiahEx
Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
KerwinTiagoEI
What's a cow's favourite love
song?
When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
ChauncyGuoOH
Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the
way
across the room to change the channel."
KaemonAscottba